About Us

Prepare to enter the Offline Club, where we'll kindly teach you the art of using social media without losing your sanity. Where all you hipster catalysts can escape the never-ending vortex of mind-numbing social media posts and irrelevant internet drivel.

We are a community promoting healthy internet usage. Our products are the fashion equivalent of a 'Do Not Disturb' sign, signaling to the world that you're too busy enjoying reality.  

Come and join our revolution against the tyranny of screens, because clearly, there's nothing better than pretending we're not addicted to our phones!